The reign of the illegitimate has begun. What will George W. Bush do to consolidate his purloined power, having been installed by party hacks and Supreme
Court justices on the payroll after the voters rejected him? We’re betting he’ll do the same thing any president does when the congress is divided, the economy is headed
south and the people are threatening revolt—he’ll go to war. Here’s a fun little contest to take your mind off the fact that you are now living in a post-coup monarchy. Simply cut out the
depleted uranium-tipped missile, and stick it on the sovereign nation you believe the US will soon have no choice but to attack. Then fill in your name, address, the name of the nation and how long until you think the bombing will begin. When it happens, we’ll award prizes to those who guessed either the time or the place correctly. Grand prize to whoever gets both right! A Wag the Dog Bonus Prize will be awarded to the person who guesses the underlying reason for the attack.