The profoundly shallow, biologically incorrect, and metaphysically unfit comedy team of Mikhail Horowitz & Gilles Malkine will once again lower property values at the Woodstock Artists Association and Museum. The hapless pair have set great works of literature to hip hop, blues, bluegrass, and Mongolian tongue drumming, and who have ruffled the scales of political regressives and religious poltroons of every persuasion with their socially savvy songs and screeds.