To two cups of coarsely milled abject failure Add a like amount of bitter tears. Add a teaspoon of biting sarcasm And a dash of nightmarish sweat. Knead for ten minutes in a state of angst. Let rise in a room filled with regrets until sullen. Drop onto a cookie pan greased with anger. Bake for 20 minutes in the hell of recrimination. Let cool by a sea of rejection Serve with black humor.