GRAND PRIZE WINNERS

(a tie, of course; they're joined at the hip!)


Horton Hears a Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
We'll cuss and we'll drink, and make jokes about balls—a person's a person, no matter how small.
—Jilly Dybka, Kingston Springs, TN


The Jungle Book of Mormon
The Law of the Jungle is replaced by the Law of God, as revealed to Baloo Smith.
—Eric Margerum, Vincennes, IN

DISHONORABLE MENTION


I Sing the Body Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test
Walt Whitman is either on the bus or off the bus.
—Jessica Handler and Mickey Dubrow, Atlanta, GA


The Devil and Daniel Webster's Unabridged Dictionary
A beaten man must stand trial for his soul after wagering with a mysterious stranger that antidisestablishmentarianism is the longest word in the English language.
—Jude Tulli,Tonopah, AZ


1984 Whom the Bell Tolls
Can Winston find love with Julia and fight for justice in the Spanish Civil War, all the while under the relentless scrutiny of Hermano Grande?
—William Levitt Jr., Red Hook