Chronogram received a gratifying shout-out in the Metropolitan section of the New York Times on August 5. In an article chronicling the โBrooklynization of the Hudson Valley,โ we were referred to as โgreen, hip, and upscaleโ in a sentence stringing together Dia:Beacon, the Culinary Institute of America, the areaโs colleges, and the Omega Institute as examples of a shared urban arriviste sensibility. Peter Applebome, author of the pieceโtitled โWilliamsburg on the Hudsonโ in print and โHipsters on the Hudsonโ onlineโdescribes the Brooklynization process as โthe steady hipness creep with its locavore cuisine, its Williamsburgian bars, its Gyrotonic exercise, feng shui consultants and deep clay art therapy and, most of all, its recent arrivals from New York City.โ
Weโre grateful to the Times, and Peter Applebome (whom both the Jason Stern and I spoke to) for the kind words. Itโs flattering to be grouped with the institutions we admire most, and to be singled out as a publication of note.
As pleased as I am, the piece makes me sad. I donโt question the premise of the article. As financial writer Daniel Gross posted on Twitter: โThe NYT, tiring ofย โBrooklyn is awesomeโ articles, turns to โplace to which Brooklynites flee is awesomeโ articles.โย The Gray Lady has a weakness for the thrill of discovering trends in out-of-the-way locales like Brooklyn and the Hudson Valley.
The problem with the article isnโt the faulty logic behind schlepping out a dozen exurbanites who say things about the Hudson Valley like: โThereโs nothing I canโt do living here, and itโs nice to fall asleep and wake to birds singing rather than trash trucks rolling down the street.โ And Applebome, to his great credit, takes an offramp on the Hipster Highway to talk to some disaffected and economically challenged locals in Beacon and Hudson about the lack of jobs before setting back off again toward NoBro (or โNorth Brooklyn,โ what one Beaconite now calls his town because of the influx of peeps from New York).
The point missed is simply this: the Omega Institute, locavorism, artist rebels, Chronogram, the CIA, even deep clay therapy, have all been resident in the Hudson Valley for many years. These things werenโt packed in an overnight bag with a Dave Eggers novel and a six-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon by missionaries taking the train up the Hudson. Maybe they were brought in by someone from New York years ago. Who knows? We all have to be from somewhere. I myself am from that bastion of the un-hip, Queens.
And while we may lack many of the amenities of city lifeโodd public transport, Korean barbecue, professional basketballโthe Hudson Valley is chock-full of creative, hardworking folks who canโt be defined so narrowly by the Times, nor can they be displaced by those who can. The beauty and ugliness of everything in the Hudson Valley cannot be summed up in 2,500-word piece in the Times. Thank goodness.
Many thanks to Dorothy Gambrell, who allowed us to reprint the โTall Talesโ cartoon from her entertaining Cat and Girl series (updated twice weekly at www.catandgirl.com). Itโs worth noting that in the final panel, the word โBeaconโ was originally โPortland.โ Maybe Oregon will be the next frontier for all those Kings County pioneers. I can see the headline now: โCarroll Gardens on the Columbia.โ
Yo Brooklyn!

This article appears in September 2011.








