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Does the Door Say ‘Push’ or ‘Pull’?

How have you been doing with getting, or expressing, what you want since around June 9? Have you been able to take the lead in any effective ways to move toward your goals or desires? I ask because June 9 was when Mercury in Taurus opposed retrograde Mars in Scorpio, highlighting the question, ‘what do…

Opera in Phoenicia Park

With its open-air format, where attendees picnic in the parks and watch the stars emerge during performances, and its $5 youth tickets, the Phoenicia International Festival of the Voice is the perfect place to share with children a love of music and theater, in a variety of styles.

Spoon River Apology

For the past two years, Mikhail Horowitz of Actors and Writers wrote Spoon River Apology, a parody of Edgar Lee Masters’ classic Spoon River Anthology. Masters’ book length poem was composed of short postmortem monologues that portray the fictional midwestern town of Spoon River. So Horowitz created the fictitious town of Woodspoon, New York where…

Little Donny Trump Needs a Nap

Hudson Valley artist and writer Matt Maley alludes to why Trump is such a grump. Maley’s Little Donny Trump will have you wondering if our republican candidate still needs a nice, long nap. Because he’s clearly too busy telling people what he thinks. The terror that is baby Donny Trump wreaks havoc—insulting his peers including…

Shakespeare Festival’s Friday Night Prologues

On Friday, July 15 the Hudson Valley Shakespeare Festival at Boscobel offers a free prologue before a showing of performance of “As You Like It.” There will be an engaging pre-show talk and combat demonstration by acting company member Shawn Fagan and conservatory company member Christopher Cruz. The pre-show offers an exclusive, behind the scenes…

Celebrating 20 Years! The Kaleidostore at the Emerson Resort & Spa Saturday, July 9, 2016 10:00a.m. to 5:00p.m.

Join us in celebrating 20 years of sharing the World’s Largest Kaleidoscope and a unique collection of one-of-a-kind kaleidoscopes with collectors, guests and tourists! The day-long celebration on Saturday, July 9th will be highlighted by the premiere of a brand new kaleidoshow and the grand opening of the World’s Largest Kaleidoscope Exhibit and Gallery.

Book Review: Living with a Dead Language

Rhinebeck-based author Ann Patty has crafted a memoir peopled with quirky, passionate folk and layers of meaning that emit an eloquent, pleasurable glow. A smart if imperious girl turned brilliant, driven woman suffers a jarring loss and embarks on a new endeavor to fill the gap. Not an unusual arc, yet Patty offers a compelling,…

Poem: Donald Trump

do not make me vote for Donald Trump do not lie to me tell Hillary to stop smiling or at least stop taking selfies with fans tell CNN to grow up tell Fox News to admit they are biased or at the very least ignorant call the FBI or Homeland Security and report anti-Bernie agitators…

Poem: (Outdated) An Antique Café

Like the Woolworth’s Five and Dime of my childhood, now steeped in sepia and must a gesture to nostalgia and all things swell. This is where the writers commune to serve up words with cappuccino and sweet pastry a veil of dust like fine chocolate over all. Tonight’s featured poet reads a series of elegies…

Book Review: The Last Woman Standing

Josephine Marcus, the beautiful, common-law wife of Wild West icon Wyatt Earp, is one of the more intriguing figures of the post-Civil War era. The daughter of Prussian Jewish immigrants, she met Earp when he was 32 and she was 19, and remained at his side until his death at 81. Yet much of her…

Poem: To Her Mother In Florida

Your daughter is neither a barbaric yawp nor a dove, either. She’s not a melodious robin or the lime in the cocktail. She wishes you’d quit wagering on whether Peter Pan loses his virginity or Tinker Bell slips through the keyhole. Your betting is burning up cable bills. Nor is the lost boy on Survivors…

CD Review: Chris Maxwell’s “Arkansas Summer”

Arkansas Summer lures the listener in gently, drenched in Sparklehorse-like dreaminess, before the second track guitar-stomps us into late Lennonesque territory. The album settles in with a mix of indie-folk influences, revealing an artfully voiced collection of catchy songs with following power. Written, mixed, and produced by Chris Maxwell, the record leads the listener on…

Poem: Ashokan Spillway Walk With Alice G.

The Ashokan Reservoir in the eastern Catskills was constructed between 1907 and 1915. Italian immigrants were among the laborers. 1. By the reservoir we stop for the view. &nbsp &nbsp Blue mountains rim the horizon. &nbsp &nbsp Their overlapping slopes are soft, &nbsp &nbsp inviting as women. “Voluptuous,” you say. &nbsp &nbsp “Bella,” I say,…

CD Review: The Sweet Clementine’s “Lake Victoria”

The Sweet Clementines guitarist and singer John Burdick and bassist Jason Sarubbi have been entrenched in New Paltz’s local music scene long before the area became a destination for Brooklyn and Manhattan expats, and you will still not find two better representatives of the town’s rich sonic soil. Five years following their illuminating debut, Though…

When the Whole World Feels Like a Scraped Knee

What do you do when you have a cut or scrape? Do you ignore it or keep picking at the scab trying to form? When resources, knowledge, motivation — or a value on healing — are lacking, those can seem like the only two options. But there are others. Depending on how severe the wound…

Rhinebeck Department Store

Patrons of the iconic Rhinebeck Department Store will notice new fixtures and a lighter, brighter look. But proprietor Barbara Schreiber says they’ll recognize the feel—and the merch. “Clothing evolves, store fixtures evolve,” she says. “For example, we’ve been getting ladies’ sweaters with the desirable silhouettes we like and nice details—pockets, borders—that we couldn’t fold and…

Art of Business: Hinkein Realty

Real estate agent Patricia Hinkein grew up on the same Germantown street where she now lives, and has watched the town evolve all her life. “My mom sold real estate too, and we went into business together in 1987,” she says. “I still know every person on my street, and it’s been great helping the…

Art of Business: Dancing Cat Saloon

Bethel’s Catskill Distilling Company and Dancing Cat Saloon owners Stacy Cohen and Monte Sachs keep showing the world why they make the perfect host and hostess in a spot renowned for peace, love, and music. Catskill Straight Rye Whiskey garnered a national industry gold medal in April, the latest of a couple of dozen other…

The Arc of Life

The first time Linda and Andy Weintraub saw the meadow and woods that were to become their vibrant “homestead” in Rhinebeck, it was raining. Strewn with granite and bordered by streams, the 11 acres of raw land abutting Camp Ramapo promised them spectacular views of the Catskill Mountains and provided a setting both bucolic and…

Sun in Leo: Keeping House in Your Heart

Dear Chronogram Reader: “Let Love Rule” is a catchy slogan, and the title of an old Lenny Kravitz song. Yet putting it into actual practice belies its surface simplicity to reveal how much work and adjustment and self-awareness it can take. On the one hand, we humans are designed for it; on the other, we…

Art of Business: Izlind Institute

Izlind Integrative Wellness Center and Institute of Rhinebeck, founded by Dr. Beth Gershuny, is a one-stop shop for a wide range of integrative health-care services. We asked Dr. Gershuny a few questions about how and why Izlind (named for her nieces Isabel and Lindsay) came to be. What sparked your decision to leave academia and…

Art of Business: Mirabai

“Customers are drawn to the crystals lately,” says Jeff Cuiule of Mirabai, the Woodstock bookstore and center for conscious living he and his wife have been stewarding since 2000. “We try to curate things so that everyone, from the long-term seeker to the curious dabbler, can find what drew them in. The more we create…

Outdoor Dining in the Hudson Valley

There are many reasons why more and more New York chefs are opening restaurants upstate—and the scenery is one of them. Sure, Paris has its sidewalk cafes and Tavern on the Green has its crowded patio. But when it comes to offering a diverse selection of outdoor dining experiences neither can match the varied scenarios…

Surfing Cancer’s Waves, and Loving It

One way to read the planets right now is that they are all about relating and relationships. But what if you’re not in a capital-R ‘Relationship’ currently? That’s okay: as a human being, a great part of your existence is concerned with relating to others in a wide variety of roles—work colleague, friend, sibling, parent,…

Poem: Amuse Bouche

There is not enough time in my days to think about you. I am exceedingly ruffled by anyone who interrupts my thoughts. Especially with a kindness. Such an inconvenience to these strings of loveliness! How dare you refill my coffee with a smile? How incredibly rude, that cheery morning greeting. I am superbly busy with…

Poem: Bushy Brow Girl From The Book Festival

She had thick, black, bushy eyebrows Reminded me of a an old cigar-chompin’, bingo number-reader named Moe A perfectly-too-small-to-fit-fedora, leveled on her head Beautifully worn—sundown jeans—were strategically torn, patched, and torn again, tucked into rusty suede boots with orange fringe, an olive green rucksack sat high upon her shoulder I waited I waited I heard…

Poem: To Whom It May Concern

The best rejections have room for explanation so that when you wake at three in the morning you feel love and regret, not shame and yearning, and you know the connection was real, just untenable, and you both want to try again, with someone else, sometime fairly soon.

Poem: Slow

I envy the slow ones who take their time to answer especially the hard questions questions with pain or need folded into them. They know the tea will brew in the warm sun & the glass won’t crack, and if it does, well, of course it does. Dry curled leaves in the little mesh bag…

Bike It!

Two summer bicycle programs hosted by the YMCA of Kingston and Ulster County help kids to take the slow lane and enjoy the Hudson Valley by bicycle.


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