This time of year is all “Nutcracker” this and “A Christmas Story” that. If it’s all a bit much, these Hudson Valley events offer a refreshingly secular change of pace. From Soft Boy Robyn Hitchcock to the dry wit of Ariel Elias, here are eight cultural things to do this month that have nothing to do with the holidays.

Minibeast

December 6 at No Fun in Troy

Ex-Mission of Burma, Volcano Suns, and Kustomized member Peter Prescott brings his current outfit, Minibeast, back to the area for another postpunk blowout. The trioโ€™s Bandcamp bio lays out their sonic trip in an appealing, bullseye-nailing way: โ€œWe gratefully accept influences from Fela Kuti, Can, and the Stooges.โ€ Based in Rhode Island, they recently released their sixth album, The Maze of Now, an experimental and rocking excursion. Opening acts TBA. (Anthill Annihilator rages December 18; Pony in the Pancake plays December 20.) 7pm. 

โ€œTantalusโ€

December 6 at St. Ritaโ€™s Music Room, Beacon

Don Romaniello brings mythic yearning into the improv realm with โ€œTantalus,โ€ a philosophical, off-kilter riff on spontaneous theater. Romaniello and his Prometheus Studios ensembleโ€”Jaime Fallon, Maya Gottfried, David Schwartz, Amalia Truglio, Halle Sarner, Jonathan Connolly, Alec Vanacore, and Isabel Allegrucciโ€”pursue the unattainable with brainy mischief and tightly tuned instincts.

โ€œFools Massโ€

December 6โ€“7 at the Old Dutch Church, Kingston

Dzieci Theatre returns to the Old Dutch Church in Kingston with its “Fools Mass” on December 6-7. Credit: Nathan Tucker

Dzieci Theatreโ€™s long-running โ€œFools Massโ€ once again transforms a 14th-century plague village into a place of cracked holiness. A band of โ€œholy foolsโ€ conducts its own mass after losing its priest, blending chant, slapstick, and devotional chaos. The result is a peculiar, poignant alchemy: ritual unraveled and re-stitched.

Isle of Klezbos

December 7 at the Emelin Theater in Mamaroneck

New Yorkโ€™s soulful-and-swinging sextet Isle of Klezbos has been fusing klezmer, jazz, and world music since 1998. The bandโ€™s music has been featured on HBO, NPR, โ€œCBS Sunday Morning,โ€ PBS, and Showtimeโ€™s โ€œThe L Wordโ€ and has been praised by The New York Times for its โ€œintoxicating mix of tradition and irreverence.โ€ This special holiday concert celebrates Jewish musical heritage while joyfully pushing its boundaries. (Storm Large sings Christmas classics December 5; Martin Sexton does Abbey Road December 6.) 2pm. 

An Evening with Ron Carter

December 11 at Upstate Filmsโ€™ Orpheum Theater, Saugerties

Jazz titan Ron Carter joins tenor saxophonist Javon Jackson for a rare appearance in Saugerties. Film clips and conversation trace Carterโ€™s path from the Miles Davis Quintet to thousands of studio sessions. The night unfolds as both history lesson and master classโ€”played, naturally, in impeccable time.

Thalia Zedek Band/Chris Brokaw Rock Band

December 11 at Tubbyโ€™s in Kingston

In a too-perfect pairing, this bill at Kingstonโ€™s steady home of forward-thinking sounds brings together two founding members of 1990s Boston indie icons Come. Both are singer-songwriters and multi-project jugglers outside of that occasionally reuniting band, and here they share the evening with their current extra-curricular aggregations; Brokawโ€™s band includes Mission of Burmaโ€™s Clint Conley on bass. Will the two guitarists share the stage on some Come classics? Only one way to find out before the answerโ€”perhapsโ€”hits the interwebs: Get thee there. (The Bug Club buzzes by December 4; Steve Gunn takes aim December 13.) 7pm.

Ariel Elias

December 12 at the Mahaiwe, Great Barrington

Ariel Elias brings her dry, precise comedy to Great Barrington. Drawing on her Southern Jewish upbringing and everyday absurdities, Elias pairs sly observational wit with crisp timing. After a now-legendary onstage moment vaulted her into national view, she has continued refining a voice equal parts sharp and inviting.

Robyn Hitchcock

December 27 at the Bearsville Theater in Bearsville

The Soft Boy himself brings it all back home for this event, which has him interpreting all of Bob Dylanโ€™s 1968 album John Wesley Harding. โ€œThe songs on this LP were all written by Dylan up in Woodstock, where he was living at the time, wearing a black hat and staying well away from the world,โ€ Hitchcock says. โ€œ[T]his was a key record in ushering rock music down from the psychedelic peaks of 1967 into the more reflective approach sometimes known as Americana.โ€ Emma Swift opens. (Marky Ramoneโ€™s โ€œHoliday Blitzkriegโ€ hits December 6; the Whiskey Treaty Roadshow rolls in December 12.) 7pm.

Brian is the editorial director for the Chronogram Media family of publications. He lives in Kingston with his partner Lee Anne and the rapscallion mutt Clancy.

Peter Aaron is the arts editor for Chronogram.

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