Now Open: The Barn of Terror

You don’t want to get caught by the side of their silo with no gas. The Barn of Terror presents their annual Halloween attraction, centered around barn frights, cemetery scares, and cornfield-induced fear. This year, the Boice family has selected “The Corn Master is not alone…” as their theme for spreading scares. USA Today recently…

Mid-Hudson Marketplace

On Saturday, October 1st, the Mid-Hudson Marketplace is hosting its third annual fall festival of seventy curated vendors: artists, makers, crafters, farmers, mom-and-pops, and pop-up shops. And there are a few great reasons to bring the kids.

Drones Through the Decades

They are out. You are being watched. They are taking photos at concerts, collecting data, and flying around war zones. It isn’t an imaginative Science fiction plot. “Unmanned aerial vehicles,”or drones, are a reality. The Center for the Study of the Drone at Bard College has recently released their study “The Drone Revolution Revisited: An…

Music in the Field

On Saturday, September 17th, the Mountain Laurel Waldorf School is hosting a fundraiser for its sweet collaboration with Hasbrouck Park in New Paltz with a lineup of great music.

Horoscopes: Aquarius

It looks as if you’re ready to go someplace exotic, or at least to travel further than you can drive. In any event, you need a change of scenery and a change of pace. This will help you see the greater possibilities that you contain. When you can feel your own potential, you have a…

Poem: Constellations

i love you r skin has con(stellations) (versations) that speak Universes about Life and rise rise it’s and and and fall again like your belly when my lipsmeetyours rushing-river-rapids-running down your spine;monsoons that too-soon give way and collapse; to quiet rumbles of thunder in the distance. —Jessica Carey

Horoscopes: Pisces

This month ends a long cycle in your relationships and begins another. We might be talking about something that dates back eight to 10 years. That’s quite a while, especially with time speeding along in dog years. Plenty has happened to you; and as you take a step forward, it’s time for a review of…

Poem: Autumn Burlesque

They dance on the leftover air of September Still showing their full green gowns Then changing their costumes into October Wearing reds and yellows and browns. They continue their act in the mid-autumn chill Still covering the truth of their gender But soon they undress and continue until They end their act as naked November.…

Poem: Time Out

Time Out If I jump on the bed I’m in big trouble. Grandma’s gonna give me a time out. A bear on the bed who’s jumping, That’s not me. I’m a poison frog. And grandma’s gonna give him a time out. —Demetrios Michael Houtrides talking and singing to his grandma (4 years old)

Poem: Wake

My neighbor dies the other day. Today I go to his wake. He was 77. We weren’t friends. We were acquaintances. We were neighbors. We greeted one another on the road. In the post office. In the supermarket. The word wake means to stay alert. To watch. To guard. It comes from the Old English…

Poem: [Untitled 323]

It all seems new; the sky hasn’t been this color since Antietam. And everything is calm. Underneath the bridge, I’ve mistaken grocery bags for geese again. I make a list of basic human graces and pet peeves hoping to encapsulate a definition, like air for the body I want to fill. There was once obsidian…

Book Review: Who Shot Sports

It’s a stand-out photograph in a book of stand-out photographs: Michael Jordan soaring to the hoop as his elongated shadow, perpendicular to him, stretches horizontally across the foreground. Prior to reading Gail Buckland’s text accompanying this unusual shot, taken by Walter Iooss Jr., Jordan’s shadow evoked, for me, a stag painted on the ceiling of…

Poem: Making Love in Middletown

the yellow paint on your bedroom walls is the opening act for the sunlight. the light breaks your heart every day and you are soo open to loving. you carried the willow stump, collected with moss across the hay field to me and placed it on the deck, a beloved specimen. we pulled and plucked…

Horoscopes: Aries

f you’ve been wanting for company, you won’t be for much longer. There is companionship in the stars, which means that you’ll have a variety of possibilities available. People have a way of aiming low in their relationship choices. We’ve all been there, and seen it more times than we can count. You have your…

Book Reviews: Unbound, Lost Stars, and Black River Falls

An honest, well-executed novel with a youthful protagonist is a gem to cherish. There is something universally heroic yet unique about each young soul’s journey to independence, mustering the emotional fire to break free from the safety of the parental nest, facing down demons, and attaining the wisdom that enables one to harness those flames…

Horoscopes: Taurus

You’ve made an investment in the technical aspects of what you do the best. This has necessitated a long phase of using the “beginner’s mind” technique, even though you’re not a beginner. Said another way, you’ve had to stretch your capacities, your skills and your knowledge. There have been some frustrating moments, perhaps, but along…

Art of Business: Daryl’s House

Daryl Hall’s two passions—restoring antique architecture and making music—came together when the Hall of Famer took over the former Towne Crier in Pawling and made it over into Daryl’s House, adding a new entry to our region’s list of important yet intimate venues. Since then, the club’s been winning raves for everything from the acoustics…

Show Me the Funny

Does comedian Gilbert Gottfried have a Justin Bieber chest tattoo? Or did he take the stage after Jimi Hendrix at the 1969 Woodstock music festival? Although these questions may be dubious, it is true that Gottfried will headline this year’s Woodstock Comedy Festival on Saturday, September 24 at the Bearsville Theater. The show starts at…

Poem: Blindside: for Bam at 103

Your ravaged eyes picture librettos long known by heart, as you mouth the arias’ words. Never bored, your fragile limbs venture on dream trips, escapades missed in your youth. Ripe resonant voice tells of discussions with Dad, decades dead, your sweetheart still. This frail hand I hold opens in generosity— probes toward the void— could…

Horoscopes: Gemini

The obsession with security that our society has developed during the past 15 years has a parallel on the human level: How is it possible to feel safe on our planet at this time? There are days when everything seems to be unraveling. We are constantly reminded of what’s supposed to threaten us, from mosquitoes…

Horoscopes: Cancer

You certainly have plenty on your mind and your plate. That’s a beautiful thing—you’re involved with your own life. Yet at times you may feel a little overwhelmed, as if your life is living you. When that happens, slow down and make some decisions; rearrange your schedule; eliminate what’s not truly necessary and emphasize what…

Landscape is Destiny: A Talk with Historian Vernon Benjamin

“Labor of love” is a term far more bandied about that it probably deserves, but in the case of Vernon Benjamin’s prodigious, two-volume history of the Hudson Valley, it’s entirely accurate: the author’s love for this place is as abundant as the book’s page count. The second volume, The History of the Hudson River Valley:…

Poem: The County Active Fair

And at county active fairs Young girls buy ribbons For their hair. And old men boast of Half-made truths Of daring younger years. It’s the end of summer here Amber, yellow, brown and green. The plowman moves through Rows of corn. Shadows lengthen and recede. Auburn hair of dashing ace Flirtatious swing and Great Grecian…

Short Takes: Short Book Reviews for September 2016

STARFISH Pauline Uchmanowicz Twelve Winters Press, 2016, $15 The opening poem of this stunning collection by SUNY New Paltz professor Uchmanowicz concludes, “Look everywhere / you will find what you need.” The poet’s intent gaze makes the familiar remarkable. Sometimes she seems to be holding binoculars backward, seeing “anthills / filling weedy cracks” at a…

Horoscopes: Leo

From the look of your solar chart, you’ve just experienced some kind of personal breakthrough that’s taken you closer to being an artist, a lover or a free spirit. You’ve worked hard for this; you’ve had to face many inner demons and insecurities, and the result has been a surge of creative and sexual energy.…

Art of Business: American Glory

Joe Fierro spent years behind a Wall Street desk, dreaming of a restaurant. Now he presides happily over two locations of American Glory in Hudson and Tannersville, beloved for multiple styles of slammin’ BBQ and over 100 whiskeys. The dream is real. What makes a great whiskey bar? “Selection, knowledge, mixing skill, ice, the perfect…

Poem: Vows

Vows The night of the wedding you stood next to the French doors, your velvet matching the mood of the marble. Grief is like the moon, you said, you can’t swallow it whole. —Mala Hoffman

Horoscopes: Virgo

You’re beginning one of the most intriguing months in many seasons. A total solar eclipse in your sign, Mercury retrograde in your sign, and Jupiter leaving your sign, combine to create a unique set of circumstances. Let’s take them one at a time. The eclipse is like being reborn, with all the perils and potentials…

Nine River Road

Three Inns and a Baby Sims and Kirsten Harlow Foster have been reinventing Sullivan County hospitality since 2002, starting with restaurants and moving into hotels. “My husband was raised in Livingston Manor and he sold me on this area right after we started dating,” says Kirsten, who spent years as an economist with the Federal…

CD Review: Chron Turbine’s “II”

A lot has changed in the four years since Chron Turine released its debut, Skull Necklace for You, in 2012. Birthed in Brooklyn as a vehicle for Chris Turco (vocals, guitar) to record songs he’d been woodshedding, the band was fleshed out by Rye Coalition’s Dave Leto (drums) and Chris Jaeger (bass). The trio assaulted audiences in…

Horoscopes: Libra

The big news, of course, is that Jupiter is entering your sign this month. For reference, the most recent time that happened was way back in late September 2004, which leads me to a question: are you still facing the same old fears, or have you found your confidence? I suggest you not make any…

CD Review: New Zion w. Cyro’s “Sunshine Seas”

On Sunshine Seas, world percussionist Cyro Baptista joins long-time collaborator Jaime Saft’s dub-jazz New Zion Trio, who change their name to New Zion and drop the “Trio” for the occasion. This is largely improvised music, but also quite strict in its aesthetic. New Zion is all about groove fluency, open space, and the palpability and…

Horoscopes: Scorpio

Do you feel protected? It’s time to tune into that feeling. Your sign is more given to anxiety than the astrology books say, plenty of which is social anxiety about what you think other people think about you. If you knew the sheer volume of energy you’ve wasted on this topic, you would be amazed.…

While You Were Sleeping

Humans and primates may not be the only animals to express altruistic behavior. Humpback whales around the globe have been rescuing animals from killer whale hunts. In data gathered by marine ecologist Robert Pitman, there were 115 documented interactions between humpbacks and orcas over the course of 61 years. In 89 percent of these documented…

Poem: Gone Like the Wind

He hovered over me, watched my every move. He made my palms sweat, and my pupils frantic. He was a black tornado, that never went away. Anxiety often talked to me in a deep whisper, what if this happens, what will you do, what will others think, he said. I tried to push him away…

CD Review: Young Magic’s “Still Life”

Like music you would imagine emanating from the cool swank of a bar in Rekjavik, the album Still Life is not far off the mark from a fabled, and Icelandic, faerie pop star’s ideal. Ironically, the duo Young Magic come from the heat. Indonesian-American vocalist and instrumentalist Melati Malay was born in Jakarta, and her…

Horoscopes: Sagittarius

Whatever happened in late August was in some way life-altering; which is to say, it looks like you had a moment of clarity. An innovator of therapy named Fritz Perls once said that his definition of learning is discovering that something is possible. So I would ask: what did you discover is possible? Did you…

From Tibet, With Love

Just over a year ago, Peter Buettner finally admitted to himself what a lot of people had been telling him: that something was not right. “I was walking funny, I had a tremor in my hand, my voice changed. I just wasn’t my same self,” says Buettner, 64, a Woodstock-area musician. A neurologist diagnosed him…

Poem: Pragmatic Musings

Do not) tell me I am a bright-eyed child I will (not) reply. I am monstrous I am macabre I am leviathan On the mornings I wake, I take a wrench to my teeth & my three-pronged tongue dances through shark-tooth dentures— a nerodia cyclopion through lilies my tree trunk thighs clap: boom boom held…

Horoscopes: Capricorn

You tend to split hairs over your beliefs, as if trying to determine which are more true than others. Here is the thing: Belief is just belief. The problem is that when something so frail is assigned authority, that thing can take authority over you. For example, you might have a belief about integrity, and…


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