This morning, we received the following photo from Chris Kennedy with the subject line: Something Wicked This Way Comes:
Residents who live by Hill Lake in Warwick have reported sightings of a strange and terrifying creature on the lake. Farmers have complained of missing sheep. Most sightings have occurred at dusk. The creature is described as 10 to 20 feet in length, with greenish-gold scales, two-headed, with horrible glow-in-the-dark teeth and eyes that burn fire red. Milo (8) and Quinn (6) Janata of Warwick snapped this photo of the creature, but deny having anything to do with it’s sudden appearance on the lake.
This article appears in October 2014.
It ate my sheep!
On Halloween I will be holding a ceremony at midnight by the lake to abolish this demon from our possessed waters. If you would like to attend, please bring a candle, dark clothing, a string of garlic, and a half a chicken.
ohwahtagoosiam: Why do you need half a chicken?
I get a little hungry around midnight.