Hey! Weirdo! You there! You Halloween people, you strange ones, you non-normal Renaissance, Steampunk, Piratical, unusual and strange creatures, THIS IS YOUR PLACE, so come on in, because...
WE ARE GILT AND FANFARE, AND WE WANT YOUR SHINIES!
Yes! Let's celebrate with a wild spring rumpus as you run around, finding unbelievable wares at every turn and buying things that will change your life!